You know you are a Sherlockian when ...

(Done points are crossed out.)

You know you'r a Sherlockian when…

50. Other people’s stupidity really annoys you.

49. You say “obvious” to any fact, obvious or otherwise.

48. You think the best skin colour is milky white.

47. You want to get nicotine patches (whether you smoke or not).

46. You buy an umbrella and you are never seen using it; just twirling it.

45. You have a housekeeper, not a landlady.

44. You start hacking cell phones just to tell people how “Wrong” the police are.

43. You start ripping off your friend’s clothes in a darkened swimming pool.

42. Anyone annoys you; you tell him or her to stop talking since they’re lowering the IQ of the whole street.

41. You’re filled with the sudden, irrational desire to buy and then wear thick, woolly sweaters

40. You’re filled with the sudden, irrational desire to buy and then wear tailored, dashing suits.

39. You do experimentation’s using your microwave and your fridge as part of

the methodology. (experimental cooking counts to me.)

38. You get excited about meeting another Sherlockian

37. You get angry when someone disses the fandom.

36. You start adding words like – fandom, Sherlockian and Johnlock to your computers dictionary.

35. You think you have found Martin Freeman’s tumblr(s)

34. Get excited when Moftiss tweet something

33. You read a Reinchenbach  fanfic and you burst into tears

32. You can’t seem to watch the shows, fanvids and clips on youtube without craving to watch the whole two series again.

31. You start loading up your arms with plasters claiming, “It’s a three patch problem”.

30. You have a GIF folder dedicated to Sherlock

29. You have a fangirl moment when someone mentions anything to do with Sherlock

28.You stay up till 6am reblogging things about Sherlock

27. You stay up till 5am in the morning Roleplaying on Omegle

26. You have debates trying to figure out which leg is John’s bad one

25. You’d kill for some tea

24. Oatmeal coloured jumpers become hotter to you than ‘That boy at school’

23. Have arguments deciding who is better – Basil Rathbone, Jeremy Brett, RDJ or Benedict Cumberbatch.

22. Have read the Conan Doyle books

21. You go around assuming things out of tiny details.

20. You're SHERLOCKED

19. You refer to your sibling as your ‘arch enemy’.

18. You vehemently deny that you are a psychopath and would prefer to be known as a highly-functioning sociopath.

17. Eating becomes that thing that “other” people do.

16. You miss your skull from osteology class and seriously start looking around to buy a new one.

15. When you’re somewhere in public with a friend, you transfixededly into space, barely paying attention to your friend talking and pretend your thinking about something.

14. You don’t see anything wrong with hacking your flatmate’s laptop just because you can’t be bothered to get your own out of the bedroom.

13. When you spray paint a yellow smiley face on your wall

12. Body parts in your fridge, microwave or in other kitchen appliances seem normal

11. You forget the earth goes around the sun

10. You try to look pompous, serious or both while Tweeting something silly from your mobile.

9. Safety Orange trauma blankets have become the new “black”.

8. You hate those bloody self-check out machines.

7. You have the urge to acquire a blue scarf and trench coat and wear it everywhere you go.

6. When someone leaves a note saying ‘I.O.U money’ and you freak out

5. You end your texts with your initials.

4. You text people telling them to ‘Come if convenient, if inconvenient come all the same’

3. You walk down anywhere in public and you start eyeing people, trying to deduce who they are and how they live their lives.

2. You steeple your hands when you are thinking in a test or just ‘thinking’

1. You’re bored, bored, BORED!